July 2009
15 posts
6976.) Not pretty enough.
(via blogsecret)
you’re prettier than them.
1658.) Music means the world to me...
blogsecret:
But sometimes, I have to turn it off and sit in silence for a while, before I start to cry.
I’m so terrified that I will never succeed like all of my favourite bands have.
I want to make people feel like they make me feel.
The best part? I can’t sing, and I’ve failed at every instrument I’ve ever tried.
oh god me too
Harry Potter was pretty darn good.
dearimaginaryfriend:
I LOVED IT
but then they ruined the ending.
I think someone with skills should make a GIF of Harry going “Pincers!” Lol lol lol. That part was so funny.
At the part where the Inferi grabbed Harry’s hand when he put it in the water, people screamed and then everyone in the theater was laughing basically until @@@@@. Kinda messed up the drama, but oh well.
HOW COULD YOU,...
@ the dolly rockers
STOP MUTILATING FOREIGN LANGUAGES. YOU DIRTY CHAV SCUM, NO NEED TO BRING OTHER COUNTRIES INTO THIS. ADDING RANDOM PHRASES INTO SONGS DOES NOT MAKE YOU LOOK COOL. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
sorry i just dont like them and i think they’re shit
FUCKING LOVE THESE GUYS
Dandi Wind
Who? Dandilion Wind Opaine & Szam Findlay.
Sounds like?: A velcro tomb being ripped apart, and shrieking about misfortune and absurdities.
How did I discover it?: Mafu Cage came on rather loudly on my last.fm. It begins, with Dandi screaming about a penis. It was strange to say the least, but I fell in love with the other songs. It turns out it’s about a film (The Mafu...
tyler
why does your blog font remind me of katie price?
THE 18TH CENTURY PARIS HILTON!
I CANT PICK A COLOUR MY LIFE IS A DEEP DARK HOLE [/emofag] // elle
*oo
*i'll check it out in a sec haha
*did you watch supersizers eat yesterday..
*potato vodka, pigs at dinnertables
*it was strange
/ Tyler? says:
*What the French Revolution thing?
*If so, Yeh
I CANT PICK A COLOUR MY LIFE IS A DEEP DARK HOLE [/emofag] // elle
*yeah!
/ Tyler? says:
*It was awsome.
I CANT PICK A COLOUR MY LIFE IS A DEEP DARK HOLE [/emofag] // elle
*i loved the decorations on their faces LOL
/ Tyler? says:
*I nearly cried when i heard what happend to Mary Antoinette
I CANT PICK A COLOUR MY LIFE IS A DEEP DARK HOLE [/emofag] // elle
*i think i missed that?
/ Tyler? says:
*She had to piss in front of guards while cowaring in the corner : (
*When she was in prison, Just because of the Politics they wanted to rebel against the Monarchy
I CANT PICK A COLOUR MY LIFE IS A DEEP DARK HOLE [/emofag] // elle
*D:
/ Tyler? says:
*I researched more on the internet about her
*apparently they beat her up while she was hiding behind a curtain cause how cold she was
*And then she got beheaded.
*: (
I CANT PICK A COLOUR MY LIFE IS A DEEP DARK HOLE [/emofag] // elle
*: ( thats terrible
/ Tyler? says:
*I know can i just say something what mnade me nearly piss myself a minute agao?
*'' WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! O_O , oh its the base ¬_¬ ''
I CANT PICK A COLOUR MY LIFE IS A DEEP DARK HOLE [/emofag] // elle
*YES LMAO
*i still find it funny it's in the song
*youd think it would get cut out
/ Tyler? says:
*In Good Times
I CANT PICK A COLOUR MY LIFE IS A DEEP DARK HOLE [/emofag] // elle
*i'm listing some random songs i think would make good mashups
/ Tyler? says:
*OMFG
*I just reaad a Sinister Fact
*On marie antoinette's best friends
*friend*
I CANT PICK A COLOUR MY LIFE IS A DEEP DARK HOLE [/emofag] // elle
*?
/ Tyler? says:
*After Martie got beheaded the guards raped and tortured and then saw'd her head off : (
*They even cut off her accilies heel
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*wtf
*thats messed up
/ Tyler? says:
*i know : (
*Im on about Maries Best friend
*haha
*not her
*lol
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*i know
/ Tyler? says:
*Oh
*lol
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*but christ
*ylhcsd complex or what
/ Tyler? says:
*Wair
*Wait
*NO
*LOL
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*[/not very tasteful joke]
/ Tyler? says:
*I read it wrong
*Marie ORDERED this to happen beacause she was having an affair with Luis Beatrix of France who was Marie's Hubby
*LOL
*I just Read it to quick
*Well Marie antoinette is a bitch then ennit
*Slag!
*LOL
*and Marie's last words were ' Sorry i thought you needed a Queen, Did i do something wrong? '
*Because she got beheaded for just being a queen BIAS OR WHAT!
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*lmfao
/ Tyler? says:
*Oh and she was austrian
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*not at last part
/ Tyler? says:
*not even Freench
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*heritage or country? because i was thinking about transport
*ferrying a queen across a few countries?
*XD
/ Tyler? says:
*She was born there
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*ah
/ Tyler? says:
*and when she was 6 she ran away from her family
*to marry a 30 year old.
*ew
*Peadophila
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*o.o
/ Tyler? says:
*But he died
*This is Louis Beatrix
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*mummy? can i go outside?
*i want to marry that 30 year old man
*kthxbi
/ Tyler? says:
*haha
*HAHAHA
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*XD
/ Tyler? says:
*I just read syomething
*haha
*Before the woman got Raped tortured and killed she sent a letter to Marie saying ' You Austrian bitch, Louis never loved you thats why he made love last night '
*And that cause d marie to get her Killed : (
*: )*
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*tmi LMAO
/ Tyler? says:
*tmi?
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*too much information
/ Tyler? says:
*hahhaha
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*she shouldve been all like
*'BITCH PLEASE TMI, I'M GONNA COME AND LIKE ORDER YOU KILLED
*YOU ROTTEN ASS HOE.'
/ Tyler? says:
*At least it didnt say ' Marie, Me and louis fucked like a newmatic drill last night he made me squirt and i had 46 orgasms and i sucked his cum right off his bellend x Oh and Austrian bitch? '
*hahahaha
*Bitch. PLEASEEE. Honestly BIYTCH TMII
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*.. she shouldve sent a sex tape, being like the (wut centurieth?) paris hilton
*hahaha
/ Tyler? says:
*im the 18th centuary Paris hiltonn
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*'LIEK OMFG MARIE UR PAEDO ROYALASS HUSBAND IS HOT. NOW LYK THAT, I PROCLAIM IS OF THE HOTTEST TEMPERATURE'
/ Tyler? says:
*oh thats hot, i just read somehthing really horny.
*Well Marie got Convicted of Having 5 Chilren with her Dad,
*just because they couldnt really say ' You being beheaded for being a queen '
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*LOL?
/ Tyler? says:
*Well it werent true
*it was ajust all they could thin off
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*'oh shit! we dont have a legimate reason! lets just say she had hot nasty sex with her own dad. yes. unquestionable. NOW WHO WANTS SOME POTATO VODKA'
*i love taking the piss out of everything
*XD
/ Tyler? says:
*Lol
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*: P
/ Tyler? says:
*OMFg
*HAHAHAHAHAH!¬!!!
*LOL¬¬LL¬L¬L¬
*On the day of her Guillitine
*She got her heel
*and Literlly stabbed it into the Executioners foot
*and said
*Ok.
*HAHAHA how awsome
*But it must be horrid to think of the pain it wud be to get ure head cut off
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*i was acc thinking about that today for some reason
/ Tyler? says:
*Yeh
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*random, as far as i know i wont be dying today..
/ Tyler? says:
*Its just the pain ew
*EW
*TheBlood Dripping.
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*totally : {
/ Tyler? says:
*i'd take the piss and streak
*haha randum
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*and apparently you're alive for about 5 seconds after
*so i would pull the widest, creepiest grin
*just to scare the fuck out of the people who did it
*XD
/ Tyler? says:
*i knew tthat
*ity was on brainiac bitesize
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*oh
*i dont even watch brainiac haha
*i havent since i was about 8
/ Tyler? says:
*Id Pose
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*or i'd scream 'FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK!'
*or
*-drumroll-
*..
*minge
/ Tyler? says:
*hahaha
*MINGEEW!"!"!"!!!!!!! : B
last.fm? twatter? tumblr? come on peopleeee // elle
*.. MINGE!! -chop-
facts about yours truly :} // RBF: Random Fact #3...
I want to live in France with my Best friend ( Like a Sister ) Elle
(via t’leur :))
:) that’s meeeeeeeeeee! and its true
FLUCK YOU MANNNNNNNN
someone stole my intended name, just after i set up a twitter & hotmail. ): i dont want to swear in case my mommy and daddy find my blog. off to the brainstorming again
June 2009
5 posts
1784.) I draw on myself out of boredom,...
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Reblog if you like beards and mustaches
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May 2009
8 posts
“my day in france:
well, we went in a room, and the windows were all grey. when...”
– my father, on his day in france as an ~art school~ student. just made me LOL.
icantellastory:
As the rain began to pepper the window next to, I felt a sudden excitement which started in my heart and quickly, like blood being pumped, filled my entire body with joy. I can’t see the rain, and I will never be able to taste it on my lips, or feel it as it soaks my skin all the to the bone, I will never be able to smell the air after the rain is gone. All I will ever have is the...
“NICEST IS AN ANAGRAM OF INCEST!”
– miss inconsiderate and her puzzling brain.
“i wish our entries to eurovision promoted the british stereotype. like,...”
– miss, whilst watching eurovision down the club with platonic mister.